Justin Bieber pa rupper pum pum....

After a night of failed communications i ended up in Kirkby Stephen Chinese watching Justin B perform for the first time  ( on the T.V ) . I have never seen such a load of rubbish . A mediocre singer at the best . It went further down hill as he was joined by rapper Tichy ,tiny something rapping about Christmas as Bieber started harmonising  " paaa rupper puuuuum  purrrrrrrrm ! "  He can barely sing ,but apparently hes worth BIG money . I know it was a full moon but nowadays the mediocre is presented as exceptional !!!

The condition of Muzak

Major Nye carefuly packed up the rest of the rations . " I wouldnt mind getting back to Blighty myself .Better the devil you know, eh ? A return to reality ."
" Oh Christ , " Jerry began to shiver again . Thats the last thing i need .  


Ive started laughing at my own blog .Is this un-cool ? ITS NOW DEC 2012 AND IM STILL LAUGHING AT THIS TODAY !!!!!!! ...... 21st April 2013  4am    still funny !!!!!!!