Better than sex

Today i bought a hot ham from Booths . Lots of crackling on it . I cut warm slices off it and had them in fresh bread buns. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  . I will continue carving all week while watching films . This is heavan . Watched South Park christmas specials . What a laugh . It doesnt get any better......

If this applies to you.....

Tis a stormy disagreeable and most inclement evening i fear on this the eve of Christmas . The rain lashes as the wind it howls , and my mind doth wander so back down the winding path of this past year . I find i must most strongly suggest the seasons greetings to those who have moved my persons or made my lot most agreeable and pleasant up until now . One can only hope you all enjoy the Christmas you should so richly inherit .