Will swap for baby !

Please could someone lend me 6 grand for a fiesta ST150     Please . Will swap for baby ! LOL

Look around , not ahead . Ahead is already here

So what of next year ? I have no magical words or smart comments to sum up this next year . It will be a learning curve .This past year was a steep learning curve for me . I have never had a dull moment and have definitely found myself and others have found me too ! Its all uncharted territory now but ive a clue that not all is black and white and absolutes . Can i pull off another year like this ? Now this is exactly what i asked myself last year ! We underestimate ourselves greatly , i suppose its only natural ,the human condition .!Today is a no mans land and tomorrow is a new year ,though " time does not measure "   I went too a family party this week and sat and watched the now teenagers running around drinking and god knows what. Music booming from the basement..... and they have turned out OK .  It was surreal to see them growing up . I felt a definite chapter was opening or closing. Who cares which eh ? ( VERY JERRY CORNELIOUS ) Now this kind of mind set will set us free LOL !
 Its a dreary ,drizzely mild night . It seems to have been wet for months . I feel like buying something to cheer me up .Ebay calls again my friends . People have been very quiet this Christmas . Almost understated . What is this a sign of ? Somethings in the air for sure . I need to get out and watch the new Sherlock Holmes film this week . Its eay to get stuck in Dent like quick sand .

" NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST "

Attack of the nerds

I qued in Asda for phone credit behind the two most annoying people wearing anoracks and too short trousers , buying multiple lottery tickets jovially joking about Blackburn football club at great length. I was in a rush and only just bit my tongue.....  Nerds arrrrgh Kendal was full of em today ( and why is everyone driving in the middle of the road )

Better than sex

Today i bought a hot ham from Booths . Lots of crackling on it . I cut warm slices off it and had them in fresh bread buns. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  . I will continue carving all week while watching films . This is heavan . Watched South Park christmas specials . What a laugh . It doesnt get any better......

If this applies to you.....

Tis a stormy disagreeable and most inclement evening i fear on this the eve of Christmas . The rain lashes as the wind it howls , and my mind doth wander so back down the winding path of this past year . I find i must most strongly suggest the seasons greetings to those who have moved my persons or made my lot most agreeable and pleasant up until now . One can only hope you all enjoy the Christmas you should so richly inherit .
 

Quote of the week

"  I HATE DICKENS  !  ALL THAT PSEUDO INTELLECTUALISM....    "             Go for it my friend !

Robin hood , Robin hood

I spent my birthday in Sherwood Forest buying a forage harvester ! Strange but true ..... 

Crazy world

 http://youtu.be/w4Fwf7fzx_A        A truly odd , bizzare , baffeling , day but im fine enough !         

The moon is so low and the sun  barely gets above the hills of Dent and its dark early . I have had my loose ends tied up for me   in time for Christmas  and the solstice ( this is good ! ) .Some times it takes  ages to get round to saying something then that person does the job for you ( result )    :  )
 What does next year hold ? Hopefuly a continuation of what makes me smile  oddly enough .The mind boggles......

Laura Tobin : )

Lara Tobin is hyping up the cold weather . Weather women hype up everything. " Cornwall will have a FAIR few showers...  " Wow      Shes looking very nice today so i forgive her.....  That ass...how can i concentrate on the weather . Put it away!!!

Are you local ? LOL

" They breed mainly in hedgerows , woodland , gardens and parks and can be quite aggressively defencive of their territory... "         

You could grow weed in there mate ......

Who has been making use of the redundant toilets in Kendal ? What good planning and intuition ! Well done . For once someone has thought outside the box . Someone please give the teenagers a decently paid job .They will go far if the money is there for'em !!!!!!!     WORKING SHOULD PAY FAR BETTER THAN CRIME UNTIL IT DOES I EXPECT WE ARE ALL DOOMED......

Why i love Lady Ga ga.....

Switched over next to Lady ga ga concert called  " THE MONSTERS BALL ! "   Errrr right .  Her music is good ,lyrics and videos unforgettable .  I think she shows her true self which takes some courage . She started the concert waring a tiny plastic bikini . She looked fantastic !  Yeah she's a star for sure , bless her !
   On viewing the rest of the concert ( i recorded it ) i think she maybe a little insane . But i still love her !!!!

Monster Club

http://youtu.be/eSAvIhOQVgU              I watched the most bizarre , quirky Hammer horror film last night called " Monster Club "  I must admit it started badly with a scene of a crowd of  monsters dancing in a night club complete with musical numbers played periodically through out the film by three different bands . The costumes were awful . But several very spooky stories were told by the vampire narrator ( VINCENT PRICE ) while he explained a monster breeding family tree chart thats  gives the results of various monsters breeding combinations and the bizarre results that occurred . Some of these were human crosses !   " The results are always disastrous "
 .One story was of a mans young son discovering his father was a vampire , not a night shift worker ! . The  next was about a film producer who was scouting for a location for his next horror film and  is trapped in a  remote village of ghouls and half ghouls . " All our food and clothes come from boxes in the ground !  " Says a young half ghoul .... Quirky and original . Never has a film swung from so bad to so good ! Certainly something different by the hammer studios and funnily it works with more than a few laughs .
  Finally the moon is low enough to be seen from my chair while i watch TV which is distracting cos it is dramatic as the clouds drift over it . Actually it looked precisely like a hammer film set ! LOL

Boscastle ..... ground zero ?

Die bad hairdressers die.....

Went to Kendal for a hair cut . I was greeted by a big woman who worked there who was half way through deying her own hair red ( what other colour is there ? )  I thought all had gone well until i took my hat off having got home and i realised half my fringe was 2cm shorter than the other side ! Did she just rush it or just give up thinking of her own hair situation . Who knows, only i managed to salvage something by a bit of a diy adjustment at home that went well .
  The last time i had a bad hair cut was before my wedding day . For months the same girl had cut it fine . Of coures youve guessed she wasnt there the day i really needed her . How f******* maddening was that ?
  Its a wild night up here and its gonna get wilder by the forecast .Hold tight !!!   I am increasingly pleased with The Golden blog .So much so i might make it my only blog . It gets straight to the point . Maybe a FACEBOOK page could replace this blog ? I dont know.....  :  )

Justin Bieber pa rupper pum pum....

After a night of failed communications i ended up in Kirkby Stephen Chinese watching Justin B perform for the first time  ( on the T.V ) . I have never seen such a load of rubbish . A mediocre singer at the best . It went further down hill as he was joined by rapper Tichy ,tiny something rapping about Christmas as Bieber started harmonising  " paaa rupper puuuuum  purrrrrrrrm ! "  He can barely sing ,but apparently hes worth BIG money . I know it was a full moon but nowadays the mediocre is presented as exceptional !!!