Gaunt, Stubble, Running leggings ? Oh *******

Why do men who run look so damned ill  ? Women who run look quite positively vibrant and glowingly healthy. Men look gaunt, white, stubbly and withdrawn in the face. Its not a good look, and when twinned to those stupidly tight fitting running leggings the results are quite possibly farcical ! Maybe the difference is that women carry more of their body mass as fat so they tend not so often to reach that silly, I look like I'm about to die stage. This male appearance of imaciation seems to be closely linked with health ? F**** knows why...   

Women look awesome, even when running. Men ? Well we just look rubbish...