Attack of the nerds

I qued in Asda for phone credit behind the two most annoying people wearing anoracks and too short trousers , buying multiple lottery tickets jovially joking about Blackburn football club at great length. I was in a rush and only just bit my tongue.....  Nerds arrrrgh Kendal was full of em today ( and why is everyone driving in the middle of the road )

Better than sex

Today i bought a hot ham from Booths . Lots of crackling on it . I cut warm slices off it and had them in fresh bread buns. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  . I will continue carving all week while watching films . This is heavan . Watched South Park christmas specials . What a laugh . It doesnt get any better......