Oh dear " The full moon forces a crisis " has rung true this weekend on so many counts . Saturday afternoon a cow nearly fell in the slurry store . Three calves got into next doors garden but caused no damage but a shrieking , hysterical couple didn't see it that way . A complaint about the noisy pet lambs ensued so that led to them having to be moved too . Having finally left the farm a sheep nearly landed on my bonnet as it flew up the road hysterically . I spun off in despair . My night then took many bizarre turns to which i will spare the details !
Sunday was marred by a body being removed in the middle of Wray scarecrow festival . Community support officers were stood out side the house before hand and i told them they were very realistic scarecrows . Not even a glimmer of a smile ! Humourless buggers .
