Sweating like a ***** in church !

Today i reluctantly went to a christening for someones child ( i have no idea who they were... ) and upon walking in to the church was amazed at what some females of that  age so pleasing to the eye were wearing... all short dresses , high heals and hair sexed up to the MAX !!! Thought i had walked into a night club . Poor vicar , i bet he had a job to keep his eyes on the job . Not that i was complaining ..... and do tattoo's really look good in church ? Errr no , not even on a young sexy blonde ....

The true path ?

" By living in sqalor i never need to work again ! "