Holidays

Soooooo  how was my all male holiday  ? F******    fantastic is how it was ! How did we all get away with it ? Looking back it amazes me we all got away from other halves and kids ....  i guess we all needed the holiday after the catastrophic disaster of the previous years holiday ( i use the term holiday loosely ) Anyway all bad memories were erased and replaced with new better ones !!!
  The fishing was very good . I caught two huge pollock and quite a few nice sized mackeral . I spent a particularly good evening fishing a wild mountain stream with a friend catching wild trout , small but truly wild and beautiful to look at even more so than  Cumbrian trout .
     The weather was dramatic with stormy nights shacking the caravan and a maelstorm blowing outside . In fact my bedroom wall was flexing the wind was so strong and rain lashed on my window all night just like  the special effects in a horror film which amused me some what . Some nights were still and moon light and the sea shone silver and a high tide only added to the beauty . Truly special and not a sight ive seen up there before despite 20 years of yearly visits !

  I ate a lot of chocalate rolls , muffins ect apparently .  Returning home was hard as a culture shock awaited and worse shocks awaited others !  Too be expected after a wild time away as a price must be seen to be paid ....and some will take great pleasure in collecting !!!!

Sweating like a ***** in church !

Today i reluctantly went to a christening for someones child ( i have no idea who they were... ) and upon walking in to the church was amazed at what some females of that  age so pleasing to the eye were wearing... all short dresses , high heals and hair sexed up to the MAX !!! Thought i had walked into a night club . Poor vicar , i bet he had a job to keep his eyes on the job . Not that i was complaining ..... and do tattoo's really look good in church ? Errr no , not even on a young sexy blonde ....