Hardware

How hard can it be to join a plastic pipe ? Twice ive been to a hardware store who have given me 20mm connectors for a apparently 20 mm pipe . Niether sealed it . When i asked why a young man said well these are 20mm ones and looked blankly at me . Know it was obvious that they fit wrong , but why ? He made no effort to advance the situation and was totaly lost . He could only see what the packet said so it must be alright ! You stupid c**** i thought . Typical next generatiion . Probaly never fixed a thing in his life ! Clueless . Am i getting old here ??? You can smell the fear in that store . Nervous tension as no one knows what there fucking doing . Earlier on in the week i ordered roofing material . EVERYTHING THAT WAS DELIVERED WAS WRONG . Christ cant any one get anything right !!!!!!! Very tired and pissed off tonight .

Jimmy Saville

Jimmy Saville back in my day was a hero , DJ , TV presenter and the maker of dreams come true on his " Jim'll fix it " TV show. He was a millionaire who apparently did tireless charity work and lived in his Leeds council flat a lot from what i remember . All in all a good man until today .... What was his crime ? Well the crime that dare not speak its name . I wonder how many of us would not do anything dodgy if we knew we could get away with it ? I expect we would all have our " offs " especially if it was all covered up and we were a super star . How many pop stars have done the same ? Elvis , Jerry Lee Lewis ... for sure . Remember he was the equivilent of Simon Cowell today on TV . Explains why he kept his shit secret for so long . Unfortunately this is now all he will be remebered for and all his 50 odd years of giving happiness and heart warming entertainment will be forgotten . Now thats a shame . The media cant do ambiguity at all . Just black and white . Probably black.....