Water wizard

Creepy around The Manor grounds today like Heathcliffe on water based sortees . A mad man keeps running our water to waste and only i can stop him ! A big bar in my hand and a plan . Sounds far fetched . Naaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck it , its real... !!!!! As my filthy bath reveals .... Im a water vigilante !!!

Economical with the truth ?

Well economic growth is up 0.6 % this quarter due to the sunny weather , the Olympics and by christ the saviour of our industrial heart land... school uniform sales !Well there was me thinking our 12 billion a month deficiet was a problem . When i was at school in the eighties this country built trains , cars and ships . Now we are relying on women using credit cards to boost our economy . What a fucking mess ....