Mad news ( and its gonna get madder.... )

Police have taserd a blind man thinking his white stick was a samuri sword !!! Ronnie Corbets son has been jailed for indicent child porn . Goerge Osborne in 1st class rail carriage with 2nd class ticket pays £160 surcharge to keep his seat !

Water wizard

Creepy around The Manor grounds today like Heathcliffe on water based sortees . A mad man keeps running our water to waste and only i can stop him ! A big bar in my hand and a plan . Sounds far fetched . Naaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck it , its real... !!!!! As my filthy bath reveals .... Im a water vigilante !!!