Horse Part 1

I have just returned from the Sedbergh branch of Spar with a reduced to £2 large steak pie . Its called British and has Union Jacks all over the packaging , but why is it reduced ? Answer : The fear it may be horse meat ! Well its an ill wind that blows no good.....

Talking my language

" There has been a cultural and political revolution and there is no going back . We have had 20 years of corruption . We are the first of many countries to experience this . "     An Italian commentator .  Yep your talking my language . A comedian has won a third of the Italian electrates vote , so sick were the voters of thier conventianal politicians . How sick are we of our immoral , insular , short sighted idiots in parliment ? Very . Democracy is in its final arragant , flippant days here , Maybe Italy is just ahead of the game .....