God save the Queen

So our Queen is recovering in hospital from the flu . Fair enough at her age ... so she is to miss her planned trip to Rome to visit the out going Pope . Bummer . The fact that the head of our Roman Catholic Church has resigned over gay sex  claims  has nothing to do with it then ?  He  has forfited his chance to vote for the new  Pope and will leave Great Britain with no say in the matter . That must be embaressing for the queen surely !!! Well we can all come up with good excuses when we want to avoid someone...

Horse Part 1

I have just returned from the Sedbergh branch of Spar with a reduced to £2 large steak pie . Its called British and has Union Jacks all over the packaging , but why is it reduced ? Answer : The fear it may be horse meat ! Well its an ill wind that blows no good.....