The Universal Woman ?

You know there is a very strange kind of woman around. A very rare breed. Her posture, her body language, her dress sense, her hair style and general aura all scream out that she is in her late teens, and then shock horror, only when she turns your way and reveals her face, do you actually see she is in her forties !
  Today I saw such a woman. By the way she sat and held herself, and the fact she had a slight figure , all meant  I would have sworn she was a teenager, even her hairs texture appeared that of a girl . Her aura or image was that of youth, or a young girl approaching womanhood. This clash of reality's made me just want to stare and stare. To watch a woman like this could occupy me all day. Fascinating ! And how does her mind tick ? Does she play on it ? Does her partner like it ? Ooooeeer, I think this post must end here !

Why dont we pick our apples in Britain ?

  

Im not quite sure why, but no-one seems to pick apples grown in their gardens anymore. They just ripen and are left to fall to the ground. We have had two good dry Summers and now a very unseasonal dry start to Autumn which has produced a nice crop. Are people un-aware of the apples hanging, are they too lazy to pick them ? Maybe no-one cooks anymore or makes pies or jams ? Its been a good Summer and nature has provided for free ? So whats the problem ?  Maybe I should name and shame ?!