How BBC is this ?

 Im currently watching the lunch time BBC News telling me about a story reporting on a a shortage of Walkers ready salted crisps, and the good old BBC has found the parent of a 4 year old who has an eating disorder, and the child will only eat ready salted crisps. Oh, dear. There is now a conversation going on exploring the options the mother faces as this is of national importance ? A trip to the NHS might be in the mix too. So you are welcome to count the BBC boxes that have been ticked here, but at no point does anyone question the fact a 4 year old is living on this surely deathly diet, and why is a 4 year old allowed to live on this diet ?

Repent !

 I swear they move to this valley to do penance, They walk their dogs in the pissing, freezing rain with straight backs and bowed heads. They walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and walk and then walk some more. If they really want to punish the body they run in skin tight lycra, at night, with a head torch...