20 somethings eager to please

The weather forecasts have been dominated by attractive young women presenters of the ideal child bearing age grinning eager to please us with news of  " mild " weather . Unseasonably  " mild " weather .  One of the warmest Octobers in the past 100 years .

Cellar door

I am tired and weary and feel groggy and stuffed up and heart burn ect and a head ache while were at it .Its pissing it down and the clocks are going back . Cant decide on what to do this weekend though i am out tonight for a meal with friends . E very weekend there seems to be something on !
  Its been a  very busy week without a second to spare . Winter is nearly here and its about time . Kendal was weary this afternoon and Asda held no joys . Im weary . On a bright note i am recording hammer horror night again . I think November might be more productive . I miss  those good  nights last summer when i was uneasy but happy  . Thats summer for you . If i could turn back time ???  I really would  :  )    Now wheres that book ? The theory of ......     Ho , ho ,ho    

Cakes !

I must admit Olivias chocolate cake is one of the best or dare i suggest the best i have had made for me . I believe it must run in the genes judging by past offerings !

Mad as hatter

Yep top hats would be cool . Imagine the fun ! They would be large , dark and all men would have " character "    "   Evening ladies ! "   

Wild n wonderful days

http://youtu.be/YELls9QdqGk    Oh the memories .... Mk 1 Fiesta  , mad sound systems you could hear a mile away , daft trips tp Morecambe for no particular reason .   No mobiles , no facebook , no ipods , no blog !!!! How did we survive . Life was SLOW but moody and brooding .

Snap shot of now 7 .13 pm

Its a still mild Autumn night and the clouds are barely light up in the twilight . The  leaves are dry and its been a good day . Need to catch up again with some of you and find how things are going . Time flies and weeks soon become a month . This annoys me more as time goes by . Or does time not measure ????   :  )

My Grandad

Being a bearer at my Grandads funeral was a physically hard job . In fact the journey out of the church was really bothering me as the church was full and failure was not an option . A funny feeling when you doubt if you and your helpers can carry the coffin back out ! We could have used another 2 people as is the norm apparently . My Sister read a good piece and so did my cousin Shaun bringing back memories of our family picnics at Barbondale . Another daughter of a relation  was very brave after struggling to finish her reading due to tears but came back strong to finish it . Very impressive for someone so young at a stressful time.
  The best memories of my Grandad was when he used to take me with him on his roundsof Sedbergh private school showing me the science labs with  bottles of preserved frogs and mice etc ! Sounds odd but when your 5 years old it was pure magic . Also i used to collect conkers with him after a stormy night in the school grounds . I remember lying in bed at night when it was windy thinking of this . Collecting big snails was also a joy as i took them back up Dent and they escaped and are all over Dent know. My mothers garden bore the brunt though !!!!  They will be around long after i am gone LOL what a legacy to leave !
Any way times are changing and im quite happy today .

Bonfire of vanities

Its looking like the " family "  ( im having flash backs )  bonfire will be in a fortnight . It will be muddy , it will be boisterus and health and safety will be minimal . The traditional human sacrifice will not go ahead for the first time this year as who really belives in that stuff nowadays ! Atomosphere will be " agricultural "   A virgin will be burnt if we can find one though . Thats a big if.......

Of little interest to any one

Am i getting old or are the gruesome  photos on the front of all the papers of Gaddafi way to graphic ? I am genuinely shocked . Not nice for children to see either ( oh dear i am changing ) .
  Having a very good day fishing .Caught 2 decent fish on my new rod which is has a perfect action . Nice when  all comes together . Trying for a Salmon further down river when the sun goes down a little . Yeah a nice day as well and a  end of season salmon would set me up great .

Oral and anal !

Who the hell flossses there teeth ? Dentists suggest it . I suggest its unecessary , time consuming , awkward ,
fiddley and dirty . Who has the time . For the oraly anal only!!!  

A change of mood.......

http://youtu.be/wlkBt4MmSUM