Bonfire of vanities

Its looking like the " family "  ( im having flash backs )  bonfire will be in a fortnight . It will be muddy , it will be boisterus and health and safety will be minimal . The traditional human sacrifice will not go ahead for the first time this year as who really belives in that stuff nowadays ! Atomosphere will be " agricultural "   A virgin will be burnt if we can find one though . Thats a big if.......