The Duke of Wellingtons

Entering an annoying phase when the lack of mundane objects is increasing my work . I have been waiting weeks for my new SEAL wellingtons . How can something become such an ordeal . Shop assistants tap on computer key boards looking like death while telling me they are on back order . Are they hunting a bloody seal to manufacture them from ? And why cant they have sizes like 10 or 11 ? Nope its 52 , 54 ect . No wonder i get confused ! Secondly am i getting old ? The stuff some people put on fb . Im not the latest generation but surely there is a line ? Not my problem , though it does give me a laugh . Having fun on the old social network at the moment . I swing from hate to love about it often . At the moment i love it... .