Emma

Every evening Emma Crosby gives me a wink at the end of channel 5 news ... I think im in there !

My god at last a sensible idea !

At last a sensible , intelligent idea has been put forward . Axe free bus passes for pensioners and give then to under 25's instead . This means they can travel to a job  without  the extortionate cost of running a car or train fares . Work may well be a more attractive proposal and the economy should benefit . The cynical part of me says they will get pissed at a weekend or use it to party though . Still lets not be too negative.....

Its time.....

Its that time of year again when work on the farm is coming to a yearly completion . Time for a holiday for sure . Early summer will soon be upon us and wether its been a good or bad year every part of me aches to get the hell out of Dent , mentaly and physicaly . Its like an exposure level has been reached and its time to leave the zone or face destruction . You may laugh but you will never know how true it feels to me . The life is literaly draining out of me physicaly and mentaly and emotionaly too ! Im jittery , nervous and exhausted .
  The sun is shining through the house tonight and the air is harsh , cool and sunny . No moisture is present and no soft summery air . The day is trying too hard to impress and somewhere is letting it all go to hell ..... ?

We have found evidence of .......

I have yet to hear of a report into anything  on the news that draws the conclusion that all is alright and well in a subject . Everything is always  found to be   " in decline , under threat or raising serious concerns " It doesn't seem to matter if the subject is sexual abuse or the condition of our wildlife or the health service the findings are always the same...

Full moon

" The full moon forces a crisis "
" What crises ? "
" The crises of you and I Wilfred , the crises of you and I "

WRC

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YOU TOSSER !

David Cameron . What an idiot . He only comes up with an idea to alienate two thirds of his party and has too rely on the opposition Labour to get his stupid gay marriage law through parliament . Well congratulations you have just lost the next election . Not only have you lost the respect of your grass root voters , your  coalition support from the Lib Dem party wont be helping you out  next election either because of your future  Europe referendum plans , but you should have seen that coming .... You cannot now beat Labour . Also UKip will also take all important votes . YOU  TOSSER !

A hint of Summer ?

Today finaly saw a hint of Summer or is it Spring ? The fields are bottle green , the air is soft and full of pollen . The smell of grass growing is filling the air . How much more pleasant than the recent cold harsh air of a late spring . My holiday seems all the nearer for it now . Yes im in a good mood !

Gritty

True happiness is 20 tons of roads planings . GO PLAY !!!

Fire fact

Fact :  There arent as many fires these days hence our fire service is down sizing.... Why ?

THINK ABOUT IT !

Getting cancer or being struck by lightening is not considered as bad or serious as it was ten years ago ...

Hip to be square ?

Suddenly my blogs tone has changed to a monotone authoritative drone . Sentences are far to structured and media sounding . Do you ever wonder when your writing style content changes why and where is it coming  from ? Moods , your environment ? family influences or maybe watching too much T.V ? Who knows ....
  Sometimes being able to put across an idea clearly in words causes you to loose the character of what your trying to say . I nearly typed " convey " instead of  " say " there but see how dull that would have sounded but it would have sounded more  intelligent . So less will portray more . Now I have to actively implement this !  .

No racial angle then ?

Todays news brought to a head a long running story about the sexual exploitation and slavery of white girls by a Pakistani gang in the Oxford area . Shocking , but especialy so when we learn the guilty men did not use girls of their own race or creed but exclusively white girls . Now what really fucks me off is politicaly correct media trained people in authority telling us how there was no racial angle on the crimes . Really ?
 The lack of respect for women , the tradition of " mercy killings " and arranged marriages are just additional extras . You can see the mindset of these men and it fucking stinks .....

The green hell

In a damned strange mood tonight . The trees have half come out green but only because the leaves cant stay in any longer , not because of any warm weather , in fact a wintery cold  , wet week is forecast ahead . So they are out by proxy . The mist is down on the hill tops but the hills are green . This is the type of weather when the rain seems wetter than usual if that makes any sense . Its coming in dark early and the atmosphere of winter is still in the air . A screeching T.V talent program is on the television .

Tick tock mind games ?

 Today I  heard that when clock manufactures show a picture  of a clock in an advert  they put the clock hands to show 10:10 . This is apparently for two reasons .  Firstly the use of two number tens is a nice round mentaly pleasing , none threatening number that appeals to the masses .  Secondly the hands when set  at 10:10 don't obscure the brand logo on the clock face !
  And guess what ? On buying a new clock today the hands WERE set at 10:10 before I added the battery , so I guess its true . Keep an eye out for it in the future then ....well I found that interesting !

Lucazade energy drinks

Its funny how products are re-branded over a generation to portray different values . The now sports energy drink Lucazade used to be marketed as a drink for old people or those recovering from an illness or most commonly a drink you would give to a people in hospital . It was seen as a medicinal drink and was sold as such . Today its marketed as being drunk by those pushing their bodies to the limit of physical endurance  through sport and exercise .   How times change .... 

Bumbly devils

The first bumble bee of the Spring has bumbled out side my sunny East facing bedroom window . An annual tradition not helped by the fact I fear them ...mostly its that noise !

Childhood hero's

Jimmy Saville , Stuart Hall , Jimmy Tarbuck , Dave Lee Travis .... the list goes on . Every week a celebratory from my childhood has allegations of abuse levelled against them from the 70's mostly by an anonymous person . Some have been ( I was gonna use the word proved , but cant ) found highly likely to be true unfortunately.... Some allegations will be rubbish I'm sure . I don't want to believe any of my childhood entertainers are guilty because  I only have happy memories of their T.V shows . Maybe I would rather stick my head in the sand than face the depressing truth . I find myself asking the disturbing question when does something become so widespread it suddenly looses its ability to be considered unusual  . I choose my words carefully there ...

GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN'

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Shakespheare for the Kindle generation

View from my back door tonight.....

Houses

Over half of interest only mortgages may never be paid off , leaving the average short fall of £70,000    . Exactly , I'm just ahead of the curve !!!   Spend your life paying for a house ? It will never be yours . You can be sure of that . A tread mill fed by desire . The banks will always be laughing ...
 ". But renting is the same price a month as buying so renting is throwing your money away and you will never own it...". Well even if you do pay your mortgage off you have paid so much in interest by then how can that have helped your life's finances ? What a cost ! And interest rates are at an all time low today thanks to bank bail outs so they will rise in the future.  Your goal of ownership will be further away so longer working hours are gonna be ahead . Retirement ? Forget it . Banks love this as the Government must too . Soon renting WILL be the cheaper option in the future  .  RENT AND POCKET THE DIFFERENCE  !!! Oh and here's the BEST part by the time you've payed it off  you're gonna DIE !
  But hey you OWN that house !!!! ( maybe ? )   Wanna move ? Well selling is gonna be a nightmare...Bad neighbour moving in ? Your fucked !  Renting solves these hassles , it just needs an open mind and less in flated egos . House repairs ?  Yeah you get the picture .......

A nice ass but a liar

Here's something that's a new phenomenon . It started with the decline of the middle aged male weather presenter . He was quickly replaced by the sexy twenty something woman with long hair and a yummy ass . Nice , well if you can concentrate on the weather map that is ! This was all well and good and David was very happy . But......arrrrgh !  Whats this ?
  The problem is saying that temperatures are " reaching towards " or " approaching... " and then adding a few degrees on . Say as today the temp was 17 degrees they will say "   maybe 17 , 18  or even reaching 20 degrees . No , no , no its 17 degrees . It says so on the map . Stop sexing up the stats with your chancer attitudes . It got worse today as the desire to please over the coming Bank Holiday weekend proved to strong and 17 degrees on the weather map became " may even reach 23 degrees !"    Awgh bless you , but just wiggle that ass . Its all we really need to see !!! And stop trying SO hard to please , and pack in the lies !