Wiggle, wiggle...wiggle

Went out for Dinner today to Brewsters at Lancaster. What is it with women when they go out for a meal. They wander back and forth wiggling thier stuff past my table. Its not a cat walk. Just sit down and eat...wiggle. wiggle..look at me, arent I wonderful , arent I cool, and a mother too !!  They just love to show off to other women ( nope my ego aint that big ) I counted one woman made at least 10 passes in an hour and a half. OK so youve got a killer figure, but im trying eat !! Wiggle, wiggle...