Pizza Man - I don't need this shit ( + Lyrics )

There is a reason i dont go on foreign holidays you know. It was bad enough going to my traditional Scottish haunt last Spring. Talking of mis-understandings of a comic nature, I got short changed by a blind shop keeper in a picturesque village shop there, resulting in a can of cola  costing me £5. I mean what can you say ? I was so angry and already stressed and tired due to a horrendous 10 month spell of rain at home. Its funny how a trivial moment can compound months of stress. Its these moment that find themselves in the papers and you shake your head thinking just what was that person thinking...we all snap eventually. Luckily i just let it go.
  Secondly, and on a more serious note later that day i was chased by a random van driver who over took me, jammed on his brakes and brought the fast busy road to a halt. He then got out of his van in the middle of the road and tried to attack my car. This resulted in a short chase before he gave up, thank god. I was scared and have no idea what it was all about to this day. Yes, holidays can go awry...lol

Probably helps if youve seen the film Pretty Woman and have a little knowledge of the B word...

Google playing up again ?

How the hell have my last 2 posts swapped videos since i last logged on ? !

And now they have swapped back ? wtf ?

Youve smashed it !

  

At first i was going to post about how this advert was aimed at the inspirational, get fit, young professional chinless wonders, but you know what, if this Peleton malarkey catches on and rids the roads of a few cyclists, then this is all fine by me, especially if those cyclists are the male aggressive head down types who stop at nothing or for no one. In fact i think they may well burn off god knows what else being coached by this blond who even looks good sweating. ( I dont look good sweating ) dont you just hate people like that ? Even saying that it is still not enough to get me into lycra...lol

Cunk On Britain Episode 5 - The Arse End of History

A rather funny spoof guide to a history of modern Britain. Love it !

I would never do this sort of thing, never...ahem.

  

Here is a puzzle that is based on something i witnessed today...ahem ! I would never do something as silly as this. 

A man loaded 140lbs of sheep feed on to his trailer, and set off to feed some sheep. After travelling 4 miles on the road he found that 60lbs of the feed in the trailer had gradually spilled out of the sacks  ( what an idiot ) and was spread the entire length of this road. Knowing these facts, what percentage of the feed was spilled per mile of the journey travelled ?

The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian (Video Version)

You can tell a Sedbergh born and bred person from an off comer by their walk, gait and stature. Height wise they are slightly shorter than average and carry a slight tension in their shoulders.

This is so true...

 

Strangely its not just WAG's this applies to, but daughters as well...interesting, eh ? I guess the apple doesnt fall far from the tree. My daughter makes constant attempts to undermine me if i an talking to a woman or tries to cause a distraction...Its as though there is some kind of competition going on . Who know what goes on in the female mind ? Ive probably totally misread this malarky...

Its just not my cup of tea anymore...lol

Im not quite sure how it happened. Suddenly a simple cup of tea seems to have turned against me despite a lifetimes enjoyment. It recently became apparent that after drinking tea i was feeling unwell and getting stomach ache. I eventually deduced i have simply become allergic to the milk the tea contains, and believe it or not i have been forced to resort to soya milk much to some peoples amusement, me being a Farmer and such, but it wasnt to stop there, oh,no...
  Around the same time, and especially at night i started to experience a palpitation type of hyper uneasiness. And again it took some time to track down the culprit as being tea. So youve guessed it, ive now had to convert to caffeine free, again to the amusement of some having spent years scoffing at those who already take their tea in this manner. 
  I had no idea a simple cup of tea could be the source of so much discomfort. So here i am tonight drinking my soya milk /  decaf tea. Whats going on ? 

Couldn't help myself...lol

The Holy Trinity ?

Most people drink too much, are on anti-depressants and are emotionally dependent on a dog. God only knows how long this can continue...

Its getting crazy here

The news, even buy modern standards has reached a fever pitch here. Im having to reduce my exposure to it as im being played somewhat. I mean shouting ffs first thing in a morning at Radio 4 is not a good way to start the day...

Fitting Wheel Spacers!

I'm really enjoying watching this unassuming young guy working on his cars on Youtube. This is how i grew up, learning as you go along. Working on cars also teaches you how to approach other mechanical problems. I fear the next generation will not continue in this vein, although this guy gives me hope. maybe i should film my mechanicing exploits, not ! On a final note, just where the hell do they find those cheesey and rather annoyingly catchy music tunes ?

The Merlins

Its all a blur of non stop promoting of agendas here in the UK . Every single day on my TV or radio there are several " news " stories about either sexual equality, racial equality, trans-gender discrimination or perceived anti-semitism. And i do mean everyday. Its becoming exhausting.
  I could start ranting about how angry and frustrated this all makes me, but a more interesting thought struck me recently - Just who decides what agendas are to be promoted and worried about ? Whoever these people are they can seamlessly slide their ideas into any media medium  at will, and further more they can create an atmosphere where to question the agendas immediately makes you appear to be a complete a social dinosaur. I call these unseen people / manipulators the Merlins. Come out, come out where ever you are... I mean who are these people ???