Pizza Man - I don't need this shit ( + Lyrics )

There is a reason i dont go on foreign holidays you know. It was bad enough going to my traditional Scottish haunt last Spring. Talking of mis-understandings of a comic nature, I got short changed by a blind shop keeper in a picturesque village shop there, resulting in a can of cola  costing me £5. I mean what can you say ? I was so angry and already stressed and tired due to a horrendous 10 month spell of rain at home. Its funny how a trivial moment can compound months of stress. Its these moment that find themselves in the papers and you shake your head thinking just what was that person thinking...we all snap eventually. Luckily i just let it go.
  Secondly, and on a more serious note later that day i was chased by a random van driver who over took me, jammed on his brakes and brought the fast busy road to a halt. He then got out of his van in the middle of the road and tried to attack my car. This resulted in a short chase before he gave up, thank god. I was scared and have no idea what it was all about to this day. Yes, holidays can go awry...lol