Wiggle, wiggle...wiggle

Went out for Dinner today to Brewsters at Lancaster. What is it with women when they go out for a meal. They wander back and forth wiggling thier stuff past my table. Its not a cat walk. Just sit down and eat...wiggle. wiggle..look at me, arent I wonderful , arent I cool, and a mother too !!  They just love to show off to other women ( nope my ego aint that big ) I counted one woman made at least 10 passes in an hour and a half. OK so youve got a killer figure, but im trying eat !! Wiggle, wiggle...

The Referendum Roundabout

Scotland :  I want Independence  !

Scotland :  I want Independence...

Scotland :  I want Independence...

England  : Really, is this really what you want  ? 

Scotland  : Er, no...

England  : I'll take that as a yes then ? Here's some more powers for you ...

 

 

 

 

 Europe : Do you want the Euro  ?

 Ireland : No  ! 

 Europe  : No ?  I shall ask you that question again alright ?

 Ireland : Do we want the Euro  ?  Oh, yes, yes, yes !!!

 Europe : There you go....  :  )