Keen as mustard !

Why have Colman's ruined their mustard ? The new squeezey  easy tube sprays the new vinegary tasting shite style mustard  out in an out of control explosion meaning you get even more of the  rubbishly stuff than you could ever want in your sandwhich . It comes in a shite American looking plastic bottle that would look more at home in a dinner ! The best mustard comes in the old style glass jar and i spread it with a knife . It has a bull on the front . Its called English mustard . You put it on beef . Its the archetypal spread for generations so dont mess it up Colman's !!!!